At Remy's Inn you can buy a seasonal drink, which can sometimes cause some funny effects upon drinking.
Remy's Summer Brew (retired)
The drink fills you with a refreshing feeling of warmth and energy.
Effects
- The screen moves up and down; the duration varies according to how many drinks you bought.
- Your posts are altered to make it appear as if you are typing drunk.
- After five drinks, you will recieve a personal message from High Archmage Thane:
- We need to talk, [User Name].
- I've been increasingly concerned about your wellbeing as of late. You smell of alcohol, [User Name]. Your clothes are dirty, and I'm fairly sure I heard you cursing at a student this morning. Although it is delicious, Remy's Summer Brew is no way to deal with your problems. If it is emotional pain you feel, don't hesitate to seek help.
- High Archmage Thane
Additional Information
- Available Summer 2009
- Cost
75
Remy's Autumn Cider (retired)
The drink fills you with a refreshing feeling of warmth and energy.
Effects
- Leaves fall from the top of the screen
- Your posts are altered to make it appear as if you are typing drunk.
- After five drinks, you will see the following message:
- You wake up covered in grey goo, and wonder where your socks went.
- You will also recieve a private message from Timothy Waffleton:
- Listen, [User Name]. Don't ever bring trolls into my store again. It stopped being funny after the big one ate the chandelier.
Oh, and you left your socks here.
Additional Information
- Available Autumn 2009
- Cost
300 - Currently retired
Spiked Cocoa (retired)
The drink fills you with warmth, holding off the cold of winter.
Effects
- Snowflakes fall from the top of the screen.
- Your posts are altered to make it appear as if you are typing drunk.
- After five drinks, you will see the following message:
- You wake up in a small cave, rolling onto something furry. Sitting up, you are alarmed to discover the bear you have spent the night ajacent to. With the intention of making your way back to the keep, you step outside and fall face-first into a drift of snow. Cursing, you see that you are wearing high heels, and that they are wrapped in red ribbon. Luckily, a bypassing merchant offers you a seat in his chariot and brings you home.
- You will also receive the following private message from Timothy Waffleton:
- Greetings, [User Name]. I hope you are well. I know of your exploits last night, and simply wanted to tell you that there are people who can help you. I know a group that meets weekly, a group of magi like you, who have grown too fond of Remy's drinks. You know where to find me if you want to know more. Oh, and I could hear you talking all the way from my home last night. I hope you didn't really take that man up on his bet and try to sleep in a bear cave!
Additional Information
- Available Winter 2009 till April 27th 2010
- Cost 100
- Each of the four different snowflakes was done by a different artist
- The snowflakes begin as blue or white, then as they go down the screen, their transparency increases, so their color is affected by whatever is behind it.
Strawberry Sun Tea (retired)
This drink makes you feel like a fresh breeze is blowing around you, bringing the smell of new growth.
Effects
- Pink flowers and petals fall from the top of the screen.
- Your posts are altered to make it appear as if you are typing drunk.
Additional Information
- Available April 28th, 2010 till May 10th 2010
- Cost 100
- Niwer did the artwork for the flowers and petals.
Celebratory Champagne (retired)
The drink seems to give you a slightly happier anniversary!
Effects
- Red, gold, green, blue, and purple confetti falls from the top of the screen
- Your posts are altered to make it appear as if you are typing drunk.
Additional Information
- Available May 11th, 2010 till October 1st 2010
- Cost 100
- Released as part of MagiStream's one-year anniversary celebrations.
Spiced Cider (retired)
The drink reminds you of autumns past. It also gives you a slight tingly feeling...
Effects
- Pretty autumn leaves and the occasional farir fall across the screen.
- Your posts are altered to make it appear as if you are typing drunk.
- Occasionally, you will receive this message:
- You awaken to find yourself on a high branch of a large maple tree. There is a piece of parchment tied to your head that reads "Human Sacrifice #12". Head pounding, you slowly descend the tree and make your way back home. On the way you catch your reflection in the stream, and discover that somebody has painted tiny (yet realistic) owls all over your body.
- This is a possible allusion to the soul-sucking abilities of Tylluan owls
Additional Information
- Available October 5, 2010 til August 27th 2011
- Cost 100
Blackberry Cordial (retired)
The drink is bittersweet, tasting of fresh berries picked in The Keep's gardens.
Effects
- Pretty autumn leaves and the occasional farir fall across the screen.
- Your posts are altered to make it appear as if you are typing drunk.
- Occasionally, you would get this message:
- You wake up with a pounding headache, finding yourself on a small raft. Your clothes are stained purple, and upon inspection you find your pockets to be full of blackberries. A wild young kraken is playing with your vessel, bouncing you on the waves. After what seems like all morning, the beast finally brings you to the shoreline on the far side of Lake Lakira, and you begin the long walk home.
- Occasionally you would get this message in addition to the aformentioned one:
- The Kraken follows you the entire way, refusing to leave your side.
- This was accompanied by a 0.00% Kraken hatchling appearing your keep.
Additional Information
- Available August 28th 2011 till February 23rd 2012
- Cost 160
Callisto Coffee (retired)
As expected, this beverage tastes like coffee, whiskey, and wonder.
Effects
- Snowflakes fall from the top of the screen.
- Your posts are altered to make it appear as if you are typing drunk.
- Occasionally, you would get this message:
- You wake up in... your bed? You're clothed, remarkably safe, and your headache is unusually mild. Slightly disappointed, and wondering if you're growing old, you open the windows. Looking out, you realize that you are not in your room after all. In fact, you're in the observatory, the tallest tower of the keep. Looking back at your room, you notice small differences. Your books are arranged in a different order, there's a small chip in your bed frame, and a baby Ziraafa is poking it's head out from beneath the bed. You spend the rest of the day moving your posessions back to your room, piece by piece, down the massive spiral staircase.
- Occasionally you would get the following message in addition to the aformentioned one:
- The Ziraafa follows you the entire way, refusing to leave your side.
- This was accompanied by a 0.00% Ziraafa hatchling appearing in your keep.
Additional Information
- Available February 24th 2012 till June 18th 2012
- Cost 250
Francis-tini (retired)
This green drink tastes refreshingly of apples, and is quite cold.
Effects
- The screen moves up and down; the duration varies according to how many drinks you bought.
- Your posts are altered to make it appear as if you are typing drunk.
- Occasionally you would get this message:
- You wake up with a dry mouth. Squinting, you see the sun is high overhead, and much to your dismay, you have a vibrant red sunburn. Several things suddenly occur to you: you have a pounding headache, your robes are soaking wet, and there is something incredibly heavy on your chest. It's a dodo. The bird wails in your face as you shove it off, and slowly waddles off. As you make your way to your rooms, nursing your head, you realize you have no idea what happened last night - but someone has written in huge letters on the front of your robes: CATCH ME, I'M AN EGG. Your only memory is of floating down the stream, screaming your head off and holding several Francis-tinis.
- Occasionally you would get the following message in addition to the aformentioned one:
- The Dodo follows you the entire way, refusing to leave your side.
- This as accompanied by the Dodo egg appearing in your Keep.
Additional Information
- Available June 19th-October 24th 2012
- Cost: 350
- This is the first time a donation pet has been made available in a method other than purchasing with shards-Tristan said it was an experiment.
- You could only get one of the two messages and after getting one you wouldn't them again.
Pumpkin Mead (retired)
This pumpkin has been carved out and filled with a dark liquid. A quick sip of this unusual drink confirms that is a sweet pumpkin mead.
Effects
- Autumn leaves are falling from the top of the screen.
- Your posts are altered to make it appear as if you are typing drunk.
- Occasionally you would get this message:
- You awake slowly, shifting unhappily. It's freezing! Your hands search for blankets that are not there, and you irritatedly sit up only to realize you're not in your warm bed. No, you're in the middle of a pumpkin patch. No wonder you were so cold. You look around groggily, trying to remember how you ended up here, but you have no memory of the prior night. You struggle to your feet, and promptly fall over. There's something sticky around your boots, and as you lean down you realize it's spider webbing. Exasperated, you stagger away from the pumpkin patch, rubbing your face in an effort to wake up. Your hands come away orange. When you get to your rooms, a glance in the mirror affirms that, yes, someone has painted your face, and it bears an uncanny resemblance to a pumpkin. Although you try and scrub it off, you are forced to walk around the castle like the buffoon you are.
- Occasionally you would get the following message in addition to the aformentioned one:
- When you get back to your rooms finally, ready to dive under the covers of your bed, you find a spider hatchling fast asleep on your pillow.
- This was accompanied by a 0.00% Xisitak hatchling appearing in your keep.
Additional Information
- Available October 24th 2012-March 30th 2014
- Cost: 430
Remy's Homemade Dandelion Tea Reserve
You can receive one of the following messages after buying this beverage:
- This tea seems to be making you very dizzy.
- This tea makes you wish that you'd spent your gold on something else.
- As you drink this tea the air is filled with the aroma of aged cheese and rich commpost. What's in this?
- This cool beverage has many subtle flavors and undertones, and as far as you can tell, none of them are dandelion derived.
- Remy is very proud of this tea, and so you politely wait until you're outside before spitting it out.
- The tea is cool and refreshing, with an aftertaste of stale dirt.
- Why did I pay 240 gold for this?
- This... this tastes just awful.
Effects
- Dandelion seeds are floating up from the bottom of the screen.
- Your posts are altered to make it appear as if you are typing drunk.
Additional Information
- Available March 2014-December 2014
- Cost: 240
Gingerbread Mantini
You can receive one of the following messages after buying this beverage:
- One sip of this sweet liquid gets you in quite a festive mood.
- As soon as you taste the finesse of the drink you are filled with cheerfullness and yuletide thoughts.
- Your drink comes with a small gingerbread dragon.
- The drink had a strong flavour of apple and cinnamon twisted with something rich and sharp that you can't quite name.
- With a cheerful smile you ask Remy to warm up your Mantini. He brings you a steaming cup of it. It has a weird after taste.
- Remy assures you that the semi-soft clumps in your drink are just the remains of melted gumdrops and marshmallows. You're not sure if you believe him.
- The mesmerizing smell of this little cocktail makes you think of candied apples and gumdrops.
- The taste of cardamom and the slightest hint of spiced orange caress your tongue.
Effects
- Snowflakes are floating down from the top of the screen.
- Your posts are altered to make it appear as if you are typing drunk.
Additional Information
- Available December 2014-February 2015
- Cost: 150
Passion Punch
After buying this drink you get this message:
You order a glass of the mesmerizingly sweet and swirly drink. A small note with scribbly hand-drawn letters is attached to it.
Which is followed by one of these:
- "You give me more chills than a frigaes reindeer.
- You're like a resurrection horse's mane - hot.
- You'd better find me a koi, because around you I feel like I'm drowning.
- Around you I'm like a nimbii - walking on air.
- I'd take an alvean wasp sting for you, baby.
- You look like you've caught a bug." *Tosses cootie egg* "A love bug.
- Are you an emperor phoenix? Because you're an all-around gem.
- You must be an arathkon, because you just stole my heart.
- You're more precious to me than an elder crystalwing.
- Hey there, I saved some eggs for you. Do you like dec-kiss-us?
- Have you got a phoenix hoarde? 'Cause you're smokin'.
- I'm an agaori, you know; I'll never leave your side.
- You're cooler than a haietlik, hotter than a soulflame cerberus, and brighter than the brightest arkai.
- You're like a baby Kraken, never letting go of me and full of suction cups.
- Your love is like a Voltarian Alphyn, legendary but rarely available.
- You're no rose, but the Ariessa bloom too.
- Hey, let's match our hummingbirds!
- You're so hot that if you were an Arkenian Goose you'd go roast.
- Would you be my Chocolate Viridis Crab?
- You light up my life like a Fire Kitsune lights up my house.
- Rose imps can be red, sunbeasts are blue. Savis mice are sweet, and so are *hic* I LOVE YOU, MAN!
- You're as dainty as a kraken disemboweling a rowboat." Something small also crawls upon your hand.
Effects
- Many hearts flow up from the bottom of the screen.
- Your posts are altered to make it appear as if you are typing drunk.
Additional Information
- Available February 14th 2015-February 21st 2015
- Cost: 100
Sweet Cherry Margarita
After buying this drink you get one of these messages:
- This thick sweet drink caresses your mouth.
- A sharp taste of cherry emerges from underneath all the sweetness.
- This pink drink tastes like the promise of spring.
- You briefly wonder if the cherry flavour comes from natural ingredients.
Effects
- Many cherry blossoms and petals fall from the top of the screen.
- Your posts are altered to make it appear as if you are typing drunk.
Additional Information
- Cost: 158
Celebratory Cocktail
After buying this drink you get one of these messages:
- You raise the glass to your lips and are rewarded with the taste of... tambourines? How did that end up in the drink?!
- You raise the glass to your lips and are rewarded with the taste of... confetti? How did that end up in the drink?!
- You raise the glass to your lips and are rewarded with the taste of... balloons? How did that end up in the drink?!
- You raise the glass to your lips and are rewarded with the taste of... firecrackers? How did that end up in the drink?!
- You raise the glass to your lips and are rewarded with the taste of... decorations? How did that end up in the drink?!
- You raise the glass to your lips and are rewarded with the taste of... flower bouquets? How did that end up in the drink?!
- You raise the glass to your lips and are rewarded with the taste of... gift wrappings? How did that end up in the drink?!
- As you are about to lift your glass you find that something else has already dipped its nose in it.
Effects
- Confetti floats from the top of your screen.
- Your posts are altered to make it appear as if you are typing drunk.
- You receive either a Varja Crystalwing, Avko Crystalwing or Teiro Crystalwing when prompted with the "As you are about to lift your glass you find that something else has already dipped its nose in it."
Additional Information
- Cost: 87
Clover Concoction
The dark emerald liquid of the drink has the green sweetness of freshly cut grass and memories of summers past, yet a sharp aftertaste.
Effects
- Green and yellow clovers are falling down from the top of the screen.
- Your posts are altered to make it appear as if you are typing drunk.
Additional Information
- Cost: 117